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retard
what is your carsona
__20h__
But the cars didn't get faster.
Just heavier.
retard
aren't they actually lighter?
dsockwell
http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/24206000/ngbbs504965e826cf9.jpg
__20h__
retard, they had to reduce the weight of the bodywork for the heavier engines.
They are more efficient.
retard
what is a suckless car
__20h__
retard, a chronosphere combined with teleportation.
dsockwell
something like an AE86
possibly
enough brains to run the fuel injectors
stateless
or an mk2
dsockwell
same thing
stateless
;)
dsockwell
but yes
__20h__
retard, the whole concept of reality is flawed.
dsockwell
mid-engine just because fu*k the pinks
retard
i do my travelling by timecube
by which i mean lsd
stateless
retard, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia8Pj3KIacQ
retard
i need to get some bitcoin
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retard, bend over.
retard
__20h__ okay now what
__20h__
retard, you get 1 Bitcoin for one hour.
retard
holy sh*t
i don't need to get a job
__20h__
»Bending over« is a legal job in Germany.
http://global.jaxa.jp/press/2015/07/20150727_dsend2.html
stateless
http://jacquesmattheij.com/the-no-true-programmer-fallacy
he is not a true programmer
retard, are you a virtuoso programmer?
retard
here is a thing i wrote
':a;N;$!ba;s/(SOA\s+[a-z0-9.-]+\s+[a-z0-9.-]+\s*\(\s*)[0-9]+/\1'$(date +%s)'/'
you tell me
stateless
"Programming is not a binary skill, not something that you either have or you have no hope of achieving it."
lol
what is that
__20h__
stateless, that article is saying nothing.
stateless
__20h__, totally
retard, that looks like mad skills
retard
it's a sed expression that sets the SOA in a bind-style zone file to epoch
stateless
are those regexes? I used those once in java
__20h__
Programming is defined by the number of accepted patches you have.
retard
well
when used with bash
stateless
Code reviews are a great tool to achieve higher quality code in a software development project.
http://blog.codacy.com/2015/07/31/developing-with-code-reviews/
hahaha
"Automate builds, tests and static analysis (using Codacy of course :) ).""
codacy is great
retard
curl -s -o /dev/null -I -L -w "%{url_effective}\n" $url
is this programming
__20h__
stateless, are you forced to read that sh*t? Want any W3C specs to read at least some real satire?
stateless
retard, I think curl is complex enough that you can achieve turing completeness
__20h__, just clicking about
retard
that line unshortens any shortened url btw
like t.co links or whatever
stateless
__20h__, I linked an interesting paper yesterday but nobody gave a sh*t, so I am trying alternative methods now
__20h__
stateless, I read it.
stateless
;)
__20h__
But I'm only integrating information and prepare propaganda wars.
tm512
hahaha I found an old IRC quote
<+EarthQuake> I don't know how i did this.
<+EarthQuake> But as I was peeing, I spat into the toilet in one huge slimey trail, pissed on it, and managed to suck it back up.
<+GhostlyDeath> Heh
<+GhostlyDeath> Did it taste good?
that is just hilarious to me at the moment
Evil_Bob
tm512: u hi?
dsockwell
http://radare.org/r/
http://bokken.re/index.html\
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»Support collaborative analysis using the embedded webserver«
tm512
Evil_Bob: yeah
k0ga
stateless: I already have read this paper
it is one of the papers that I have archieved in my hard disk
stateless
:)
__20h__
stateless, we're reading what you are saying. You are not alone.
stateless
nice :)
__20h__
stateless, sometimes we read what you are saying on drugs. That's when we don't react and only smile.
stateless
haha
__20h__
Off, throwing some pyrotechnics into my neighbours garden. He's for the enemy team.
retard
stateless: you meant the goto article?
stateless
yeah
retard
kk
stateless
soon I will find out that all the hipsters in this room read it
Evil_Bob
http://tip.golang.org/doc/go1.5
retard
why do people keep thinking garbage collection is a good idea
Most important, the compiler was actually moved by automatic translation of the C code into Go.
i .. .. okay
Evil_Bob
retard: why do people keep thinking its a bad idea
the change from C to Go was done for good reasons, you should read up about it
retard
Evil_Bob i have no clue why people do not see how much garbage collection fu*ks up
__20h__
GC with OOP sucks.
For simple tasks it saves you time.
retard
i don't know how many manhours i have seen wasted as a result of that saved time
Evil_Bob
retard: can you give an example?
retard
here's a big one: android
Evil_Bob
yeah but java is garbage
stateless
I like to control my stack and my heap
for quick and dirty sh*t it doesn't matter
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