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atmc
https://soundcloud.com/monstercat/mcp069
stateless
ftw
Evil_Bob
s@s/a/an/@s/ a @ an @g :)
stateless
I was waiting for someone to do this
k0ga
no
it was the first a
so it was corrct :P
Evil_Bob
lol ok :)
stateless
k0ga, please correct correct
err can't even make a typo
k0ga
hahahahahahaha
stateless
plesae correct corrct
made two typos...
Evil_Bob
*please
nigga plz
k0ga
:P
stateless
Evil_Bob, that's bash.org quality
Evil_Bob
:)
__20h__
I
'm a medical programmer.
I will cure your programming disease.
PHP can only be cured by shocks.
stateless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWCa3GvbNUE
damn it is censored :(
__20h__
stateless, yes, my moral state does not allow viewing it.
I have to move to Iran.
stateless
no I mean it silences out all the bad words
the more dedicated the more medicated
and it cut out the medicated part
....
__20h__, I was talking to a guy from iran
he said it takes 8 hours to load a vid on youtube because they throttle it
lol
Evil_Bob
they pipe the internet traffic through a goats anus from maximum purity
__20h__
I'm an avid viewer of Iran Music on Eutelsat.
stateless
georgia was on a 100mbit pipe a few years ago
the whole country that is
__20h__
There was a time when there was no communication cable going out or in to the USA.
stateless
also a woman was digging her garden and accidentally cut off the connectivity for the entire country
Evil_Bob
lool
stateless
no joke Evil_Bob
__20h__, yeah
what's the link called
apollo or so?
or sth like that
__20h__
But back then people were programming in mechanics.
Evil_Bob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_0HSjUpciQ
__20h__
Evil_Bob, I like you dancing on that video.
Evil_Bob
if i could dance i would
__20h__
Becoming an average dancer is easy.
stateless
Evil_Bob, that's easy
yes
Evil_Bob
to become an average dancer you have to get drunk i guess :)
stateless
no you can do it sober if you can live with yourself afterwards
Evil_Bob
yes, then i cant :)
__20h__
If you can only dance drunk avoid parties.
stateless
that holds true for fights too
atmc
https://www.massdrop.com/buy/vortex-poker-iii-compact-keyboard
stateless
Evil_Bob, been using smb for mpv the last couple of days, works pretty well and the code is simple too: https://github.com/mpv-player/mpv/blob/master/stream/stream_smb.c
well it uses libsmbclient
atmc
stateless: what is that? just streaming through smb mounts?
stateless
yes
be back
atmc
isn't nfs enough?
stateless
it is just having some woes with permissions
but with smb it isn't any better because openbsd doesn't have a nice way to mount it
but mpv can stream it natively
retard
i wass aslurp on ze couch
atmc
that grat
great
Evil_Bob
stateless: niiice, i love mpv :)
retard
you fu*kers done chat a lot
Evil_Bob: you can dance if you want to
man wow
at smb support in mpv
why the fu*k.. what ist his massdrop sh*t
Massdrop is an online community for enthusiasts that provides people across several communities  from audio and electronics to quilting and cooking  a place to connect, discuss their favorite products and activities, and buy those products together.
atmc: kill you are self
holy sh*t this is gay
but in a BAD way
Evil_Bob
its mostly american i think (massdrop)
i'd like a poker kb though
retard
it is inherently american
like groupon
Evil_Bob
anyone knows a decent profiler (non-gprof) ?
atmc
stopwatch
no. never profiled non python programs
Evil_Bob
i do, mostly either using gprof or printf
but gprof is kinda sh*tty (bit random)
retard
hi im gprof *holds up spork*
atmc
callgrind?
clang has a builting profiler right?
maybe thats an alternative
Evil_Bob
atmc: ah callgrind looks better (and valgrind is a nice tool)
http://cvsweb.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/~checkout~/src/lib/libc/time/localtime.c?rev=1.52&content-type=text/plain :o
stateless
Evil_Bob, iperf
err
perf i mean
:P
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perf_%28Linux%29
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