i liked this one
"You know that routine to write your in-memory database to a file that someone wrote in C 25 years ago before they decided to pursue their dream of becoming a penguin psychologist?"
the linux part was also pretty good
"Then you realize that youre running 188.8.131.52, which isnt discussed anywhere in the help docs, and when you mention it people either ignore you, or mock you for not just applying the 13 patches from 5 git repos, 7 subversions servers, and a CVS repository stored on a someones private NFS server in Belarus, and why dont you just use Gnome Desktop, or KDE, or some other hideous UI layer on top of this crap that was clearly designed by a 16 year ol
tue author has probably never come across: http://harmful.cat-v.org/software/operating-systems/os-suck